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16 Pairs Of Shoes That Don’t Make Any Sense

1. These Saint Laurent boots. View this image › tumblr.com How many charm bracelets can you sew onto your shoelaces? 2. These Alexander McQueen boots. View this image › suicideblonde.tumblr.com These are basically studded leather socks with heels shoved into a metal toe covering. And they’re amazing. 3. These Chanel boots. View this image ›…

Women Are Getting Plastic Surgery On Their Hands For Their Engagement Ring Selfies

As if those #PutARingOnIt photos weren’t bad enough already. 1. Apparently women getting plastic surgery on their hands – a procedure known as “hand-lifts” – for their engagement ring selfies is now a thing. Yay women! instagram.com The procedure is basically described as Botox for the hands, and involves injections of Juvederm. According to Cosmo,…

This Twitter Conversation Between BBC One And BBC Two About “The Great British Bake Off” Is Lovely

Two channels tweeted each other, and a delightful pun battle was born. BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘posted_date’, 1407317192); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_posted_time_3409742”).innerHTML = “posted on ” + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(1407317192); }); 1. You *might* have heard that The Great British Bake Off is back tonight. Great British Bake Off / Love Productions / BBC BBC/Love…

News about ‘reporter’ Chelsea Clinton inspires sports writer to aim higher

http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/505395030392336384 From the Associated Press: “Chelsea Clinton quits as NBC reporter.” News of “reporter” Chelsea Clinton’s departure from NBC News inspired Newsday sports writer Cody Derespina to aim higher: http://twitter.com/#!/CDerespina/status/505374373172510720 Go for it! Chelsea Clinton has shown us that anything is possible. Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/08/29/ha-news-about-reporter-chelsea-clinton-inspires-sports-writer-to-aim-higher/