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136 Hidden Jokes You Probably Missed On “BoJack Horseman”

BoJack Horseman is a Netflix original animated series that tells the story of a washed-up equine actor named BoJack Horseman (Will Arnett), his memoirist Diane Nguyen (Alison Brie), his cat agent Princess Carolyn (Amy Sedaris), his pothead roommate Todd Chavez (Aaron Paul), and his good-natured nemesis Mr. Peanutbutter (Paul F. Tompkins). It is both hilarious and full of jokes you probably didn’t even see because they went by so fast. Below, please find a list of these jokes, for your chuckling convenience:

1. Person magazine, TV Guru, and Eighteen.

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“7 Reasons Your Skin Is Gross” may actually be a feature in Seventeen.

2. Plus the album Trot This Way.

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3. The author blurb on the back of Diane’s Secretariat biography.

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“Diane currently lives in Los Angeles with a dog.” I mean, sure.

4. LOOK AT HER EMAIL ADDRESS

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Who has AOL anymore, nguyenistheloneliestnumber?

5. The igloo picture!

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Pinky the penguin is getting in touch with his roooooots. This is a joke, of course, because emperor penguins live in Antarctica, not the Arctic, and anyway, Pinky (Patton Oswalt) is from Cleveland.

6. Princess Carolyn drinks catnip tea.

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Gettin’ that buzz.

7. Princess Carolyn reads Birdo magazine.

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8. There is an Angelfish billboard in the background…

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Please see Angelyne.

9. People shop at Lululemming.

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The mannequins are lemmings.

10. Presumably you saw the elephant urinating in the crocodile’s mouth outside Elefante.

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But take an extra moment to appreciate the crocodile’s hands.

11. Sticky Pink is the grossest possible name for a cotton candy cart.

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If you’re taking that as a dare, by all means, tell me a grosser one.

12. There’s a yappin’ logo in the car.

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Yap your maw off.

13. That tattoo says “Me gusta.”

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Think about that.

14. This guy’s tattoo says “HABLO ESPANHOL.”

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The other guy’s neck tattoo says “guapo.” Conceited much, neck tattoo guy?

15. That muffin has a top hat!

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Not really a joke, just super cute.

16. “The Misprints”

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A classic horror punk band.

17. “Has-been hates troops, looks fat”

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Harsh.

18. Mr. Peanutbutter is drinking out of a dog bowl.

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WITH AN ORANGE SLICE ON THE RIM.

19. One of the con artists is trying to con the bird who’s blackmailing BoJack.

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He had it coming.

20. Princess Carolyn’s treadmill neighbors are inspiring and the opposite.

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What is a sloth doing on a treadmill anyway, I ask you. Also, the little mouse she’s chasing! Honestly, P.C. might be more motivated by a laser pointer.

21. The news anchor is named Tom Jumbo-Grumbo.

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Definitely naming my whale that.

22. Behind Neal McBeal the Navy SEAL is a rabbit buying CARROTS.

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PREDICTABLE.

23. No one in Los Angeles can tell Jons and Vons apart. In BoJack, you don’t have to.

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Welcome to J’VON’S. Check out the meerkats.

24. The ticker tape on MSNBSea is a cry for help.

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“I WANTED TO WRITE NOVELS, YOU KNOW.”

25. Outside Princess Carolyn’s office is a headshot of Jon Ham.

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Pig!

26. In addition to her scratching post, Princess Carolyn has catnip on her desk.

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Is it appropriate for the workplace? Maybe in the high-flying world of celebrity representation.

27. BoJack eats Wheat Lumps.

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Appetizing?

28. “The Beetles” broke up.

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A Hard Shell’s Night is one of their worst albums.

29. BoJack and Sarah Lynn hit up the Santa Monica Pier for the gull wrestling.

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Sarah Lynn (Kristen Schaal) is a terrible influence.

30. You can ride the merry-go-round with horses that have hands.

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And shorts.

31. Sarah Lynn’s mother reads a magazine called Parenting?

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32. Hipster lemurs bring ~party chains~ to the party.

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Also 50-layer dip, which is not a bad idea.

33. Hipster lemurs bring a sex doll to the party.

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So hipster.

34. Sextina Aquafina’s hit song is “My Clitoris Is Gynormous”

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Awkwafina would be proud. Way to say “gynormous” instead of “ginormous” too, because everyone knows “gyn-” is a vag-ier prefix.

35. Design Within Reach gets a more appropriate name.

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+ quail babies outside awwww.

36. Excess Hollywood is probably right.

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Hosted by A Ryan Seacrest Type.

37. Sarah Lynn’s provocative music video was directed by D. LaChapelle.

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V. classy.

38. There are crickets in the audience during BoJack’s standup set.

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🙁

39. The moths are attracted to the floodlights. Moths love lights.

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They would.

40. Zelda is frowning in the kids’ drawing on her sitcom, just like she always is in general on Mr. Peanutbutter’s House.

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Classssic Zelda.

41. Strip club: GIRLS GIRLS GORILLAS.

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Different strokes, man, and when I say strokes I mean the masturbatory kind.

42. They stock up on electronics at Beast Buy.

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Surely you noticed this, but it bears repeating.

43. 8-Twelve has one-upped 7-Eleven.

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44. This iguana’s name is Cecil.

This iguana's name is Cecil.

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